I saw this commercial tonight for Dixie Paper Plates the synopsis of which is “we’re a bunch of perfect white ladies who are able to spend more quality time with our families because we use paper plates and can just throw them away when we’re done eating our shitty over processed food”.

I thought for a second that this might be some sort of parody, but sadly I was wrong, it is for real. In this day and age you think people might have started to realize that we can’t afford to be so monumentally wasteful and polluting, not to mention fucking lazy. wow.

I googled it so see if I could find it… Check it out here (thanks to martistanley.wordpress.com)

The best part of the commercial, one of the woman looks humourlessly at the camera and declares “My children come first, bottom line”.  I guess that’s why she is raping the planet as quickly and unaplegetically as she can.

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